February 2011
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January 2010
8 posts
Circle Fail →
whats wrong with them?
Playful Fail →
hahahahahaha
wake up in the morning feeling like P. Nikki =]
i just realized that nikki the korn addict blah blah blah hacked my tumblr a week ago… THAT BITCH lol i love her kornaddikt666.tumblr.com <— follow her she needs loving =P
the song i wake up too.. “Sun Comes...
U KNOW UR DOG IS FAT WHEN....
he starts whining about wanting food when its still half full, ands its the second time filling it that day……
NIKKI WAS HERE AND SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
OMG! THIS IS SOO OLD. <3
Hahaha, BYE. I’ll see you later tonight. poopsiekins.
…..BANANA BLOOD! :O <3
Tumblr u kinda suck
tumblarity 0? wtf is that!! lmao oh wait is it because its been about a month since i tumbld anything and about 5 since i was tumblin like crazy?? well i have nothing to blogged about or share so tumblr u bored me… and very quicly for that matter kthnksbai!!!
December 2009
3 posts
wtf
so this person ditched me last week and today is there birthday and they expect me to say happy birthday after ditching me without even first seeing me? im sorry let me act like im not mad for the stupid immature shit u pull…. jackass… yea and then try and dis me. UR A FUKIN GREAT PERSON… im still not wishing u a happy birthday until next year =] (i know its a dick move but...
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November 2009
43 posts
Reblog if you fail at getting reblogs.
fuckyeahkrystyn:
rockandrollsuicide:
allisonwonderlandd:
iknowwhatiam:
perfectmanifest:
anyotherworld:
Just me, I know.
yet another cool way to kill yourself?
Death by Seinfeld
Difficulty level: 9
Find a strong burly friend that will help you. Then find Jerry Seinfeld. Have your strong burly friend pick up Seinfeld and beat you to death with him.
Later Jerry will make a tv show out of it or maybe it will just end up in his act. “So I said, Hey! Who are these people that pick up other people and beat other people to death with them?”
Cool way to kill yourself
Drown in Your Own Urine
Difficulty level: 8
Get a huge vat or possibly an above ground pool. Save all your urine. Drown yourself in it. Put a note on the side of the pool saying, “MY URINE.”
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headphones and keeping people away
im wearing head phones right now and to a normal person, they would leave that person alone. why? cause 2 things, they most likely cant hear and 2nd dont want to hear anyone else… so i say this cause im wearing headphones rocking out like a rockstar (LOL) and im continuously bothered even when i say i cant hear you so either write something or message me even though yes were 2 feet...
Love, Life, Liberty
all very much related but completley different. 2 basically define one… pretty much 2 equal the other. but its so sad how dependt we can be on them. if we loose love then we loose grip on life and loose liberty all together and visa versa. but then we have to look in depth about each word and discover what they mean individually.. love. a term defined as strong emotion and caring toward an...
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The Woes of Eavesdropping
Coworker: Yeah, my kids do great in school, what about yours?
Dad: They do pretty good.
Coworker: My eldest just got in trouble a few weeks ago, though. Something about cheating on a test.
Dad: Huh. Really?
Coworker: Yeah, I went down pretty hard on him. What about your kids?
Dad: ...The last time I yelled at my kids, they walked out of the mall with half of Target stuffed down their pants.
Coworker: -Sips coffee- Oh.
Dad: Yeah. I've always said if you're gonna do that stuff, don't be stupid enough to get caught. Like I said though, my kids aren't the brightest of the bunch...
Wow, thanks dad, your opinion on my intelligence is so endearing.
i heart meghan lmao half of target in her pants xD dirty dirty dirty
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This is me...posting a really long blog.
tomthetoaster:
HOMGWTFTHISHITSUCKS.
I just wrote this epically long freaking post and it got deleted. Shit.
Anyways, my first blog.
The start of a beautiful relationship? I think so, tumblr.
Okay, so what the hell do I talk about now?
I don’t know, good thing my muse, the beautiful goddess Patty, is upstairs. Probably cleaning out the fridge. Oh, Patty. -Shakes finger-
So I went to my...
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Dear Meghan
u love tumblr now stfu.
u love me in every way possible, dont lie..
lockin= amzing roof action yea?
oodles of fun? get yo big!
good job breaking the flower pot and falling in the shower!!!!
buzz-kill lol i llove u too lil girl \// <—peace sign it just went blue o.O wtf?
ok so like we r goign to fuk kyle up mentally i love us…
ur charms are what make u unique… i envy...
The three black girls at school think I'm a racist...
softcore:
bonita-applebum:
softcore:
We were talking in Civics class about nationalities and how they don’t respect being called black, that they prefer African-American. So I told them if they’d like for me to refer to their nationality as such, then I expect, instead of being called white, to be called a European-American, because my family came from Europe. They then started calling me...
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EVERYONE MUST WATCH!!!! →
FUN with OMEGLE (alter egos rock!!)
You: i think im in love with u
Stranger: I love you too
You: awwww =] my stomach is fluttering
Stranger: Wanna go to Vegas?
You: OMG that is the sweetest thing i ever heard yes!! I DO I DO
You: !!!
Stranger:
You: and then we can have kids and live in a big house and spend our lives together
You: =]
Stranger: ...kids?
Stranger: No thanks.
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School
kornaddikt666:
killakiefer:
school suks. we know that. but y must it be so difficult?????? i go everyday inbetween 2 schools to the same type of people, ghetto assholes who think skokie is the new chicago! in the halls i hear laughs, giggles and the occasional “fag” people think there so cool. school is all about cliques, drama, and stereotypes, most people go for the scene. the dramatic...
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School
school suks. we know that. but y must it be so difficult?????? i go everyday inbetween 2 schools to the same type of people, ghetto assholes who think skokie is the new chicago! in the halls i hear laughs, giggles and the occasional “fag” people think there so cool. school is all about cliques, drama, and stereotypes, most people go for the scene. the dramatic scene. the attetntion,...
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of...”
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Listen
ARGHHHHHH WHY IS IT BLOCKED
i cant access anything else on tumblr its all blocked at school =[[[[ saddness
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Thoughtless
kornaddikt666:
I was listening to Thoughtless by KoRn last year and wrote this…
You don’t want to develop the film from the past the forbidden memories you never wanted to last It’s a back and forth war of the world taking place inside your thoughts The sickness haunts your insides silent pleading to stop, bleeding internally Screaming at the walls full of horrid pictures in the mind of a sick...